for the love of jeebus

I tell you, we have no liquor OR cigarettes. Not even any (good) pills. We have anti-itch cream, but that does us no good, as we don't have an itch. Yet. Unless you count the itch for CIGARETTES AND LIQUOR.

Please send cigarettes and liquor. It doesn't have to be good liquor. We've been drinking Chateau Diana wine all night. Clearly, we have no standards. (Some of us also read books about vampires and listen to Five for Fighting. Non-ironically. See, no standards.)

God damn, times like this, I really wish I had a more popular blog. Or the ability to dial a phone.

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