Thought #1: Where am I? (In your bed, but don't give yourself too much credit, you mostly just stumbled across it.)
Thought #2: Is it over? (Life? No, sorry. The spinning thing? Um . . . likewise, no. Sorry.)
Thought #3: Did I puke? (No, you winebag.)
Thought #4: Am I going to puke? (Unlikely, but give it a shot, for kicks.)
Thought #5: God, I love Canada. For thence comes the Gravol . . . and the Gravol, Lord, is good. (*affirmative nod*)
Renata is a writer, photographer, and aspiring pirate. She has a day job (sometimes), but doesn't like to talk about it. She lives primarily on the interwebs but maintains imaginary vacation properties all over the world. Her body usually resides in Brooklyn, New York.
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