A Latvian after 1 drink: passable, if accented English.
A Latvian after 2 drinks: broken English.
A Latvian after 3 drinks: nearly incomprehensible English.
Anything after that: Horny, horny Borat. "Baby, I vant fok you."
Renata is a writer, photographer, and aspiring pirate. She has a day job (sometimes), but doesn't like to talk about it. She lives primarily on the interwebs but maintains imaginary vacation properties all over the world. Her body usually resides in Brooklyn, New York.
